The Denver Broncos have found their quarterback of the future as the team is looking to have him compete with Mark Sanchez and Trevor Siemian for the starting quarterback job.
Unconfirmed reports out of Dove Valley are reporting that the Denver Broncos have found their third quarterback to add to the roster.
This man was in the fields of Idaho throwing footballs when he was contacted by the Broncos and formally invited over to Dove Valley to explore the facility and to a private workout.
The unconfirmed report could not get there in time to see the private workout, but buzz around the training facility is that this man was able to throw the football clear over the Rocky Mountains. Apparently, the unnamed quarterback could not control his throwing strength when asked to throw an out route towards the end zone.
The zip in his throw was even measured distance-wise and it was measured that a few of his passes went a quarter of a mile. This was the one measurable that impressed the Denver Broncos. The ability to go from one side of the field to another in one throw could be a game changer.
The Denver Broncos coaching staff and John Elway were impressed by how far he threw the football. After the brief training session, which included drills in Gary Kubiak’s system, the next step was to head to the conference room.
Deciding to represent himself, this new quarterback pitched his idea on what his contract would imply. As long as he can get a lifetime supply of steaks and earns the minimum rookie salary, he will be happy to sign.
Could the Broncos offer this new quarterback the rookie minimum for this big time star? I would in a heartbeat. And that is exactly what the Denver Broncos did.
In fact, as I am writing this, I am hearing that they are prepared to announce the new quarterback to compete for the starting job. Elway just came up to the podium and announced that the Denver Broncos have signed…
Rico Dynamite. Uncle of Napoleon Dynamite has signed a three year deal under the rookie salary of around $1.3 million! What a bargain for quarterback that can get the Broncos back to the Super Bowl!
I hope you all enjoyed this article. And hopefully it brought some laughs along. April Fool’s Broncos Country!