Meme Monday: Wade Phillips Edition

Aug 29, 2015; Denver, CO, USA; Denver Broncos defensive coordinator Wade Phillips before the game against the San Francisco 49ers at Sports Authority Field at Mile High. Mandatory Credit: Chris Humphreys-USA TODAY Sports
Aug 29, 2015; Denver, CO, USA; Denver Broncos defensive coordinator Wade Phillips before the game against the San Francisco 49ers at Sports Authority Field at Mile High. Mandatory Credit: Chris Humphreys-USA TODAY Sports /
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In this week’s edition of “Meme Monday”, we celebrate the architect for the Broncos defense that led the way to a third Lombardi trophy coming to the Mile High City. That’s right, this week’s article will be all about the ‘Bum. Son of bum, that is.  Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, “Meme Monday: Wade Phillips Edition”.

So here we are.  It’s the last week of June. Although we’re reaching the middle of the Summer season, NFL fans are stuck in park as we eagerly await Training Camp to start at the end of next month. Since this is the down time of the year for professional football, very little news comes out this time of the year.  One piece of news that has come out recently though is this…

Congrats to Wade Phillips on winning yet another accolade this off-season.  There’s no doubt that good ole’ “Son of Bum” has had a great off-season. So much so that I think that Mr. Phillips has earned the right to have a “Meme Monday” article dedicated to him.  So without further ado, let’s see what I have in store for Mr. Phillips…

Mr. Phillips, how do your opponents view you on game day?

Ouch. Boy, sounds like those opponents are fed up with you, Wade.  What do you have to say in response to that?

Whoa! That’s pretty personal stuff, Wade. I know everything is bigger where you’re from in Texas but come on…. Wait, you have two what?

Geez, Wade!  You don’t need to go that far. Wait, you have another nickname for them?

Well, I suppose that’s more “G” rated.  I guess when you’ve been everywhere in the NFL, you have earned the right to say whatever you want.  Wait, there’s one place you didn’t coach.. Where?

Yeah, Raider nation isn’t always the most sanitary.  Although you never coached for them, they gotta respect you, right?

Yeah, most people like you. Must be that Texas charm.  Speaking of Texas, you got any Texas style slang for us, Wade?

Ummm… Don’t you mean… Never mind…  Well, what do you have to say to those haters out there that aren’t happy that the Broncos won the Super Bowl?

Good for you, Wade.  Wait, you’re so awesome you have WHAT on your Lombardi Trophy!?!?!

Keep up the good work, Wade. We love having you back in Broncos Country!