Meme Monday: Off-season Edition

In this week’s edition of “Meme Monday”, we look towards the summer break(in hilarious fashion).  We’ll cover a bunch of things around the NFL, from division rivals to the wheeling and dealing Philadelphia Eagles. Without further ado, let’s get started!

First off, how are you doing, Paxton Lynch?  I know that many people refer to you as a “pirate”, which begs you to answer an important question.

Sounds like you got yourself in quite a pickle, Paxton. Speaking of tough situations, it sounds like you’re going to start off Training Camp as the # 3 QB. How do you feel about that?

That could very well be true, Paxton.  In the meantime, you may have to take a backseat to the main QB duties.  On the other hand, one person that is in the thick of the Broncos QB competition is Trevor Siemian.  Trevor, what do you think about in regards to your future as a Bronco?

I love the confidence, Trev. Maybe you can borrow a pair from Paxton.  Speaking of shades, Chiefs TE Travis Kelce thinks he’s fancy when he wears a pair of shades…

I’m glad you’re being honest with yourself, Travis.  Broncos Country tend to agree with you.  Speaking of average division opponents, Coach Del Rio, how does it feel knowing that your Raiders are just average?

I’m glad you enjoy being in the middle, Jack, because chances are, that’s where you’ll always be…  One thing that may not always be is the Chargers’ residence in San Diego.  Philip, how will you help keep your team from leaving San Diego?

Yeah, you’re being generous to your fanbase.  Enjoy your time at Qualcomm Stadium (while it lasts). On the other side of the US, we have the hapless Philadelphia Eagles.  As a matter of fact, did you hear that they have a new saying welcoming all tourists to their lovely city?

Yeah.. Way to screw up the market for EVERYBODY, Philly.  You guys will be the richest 6-10 team in NFL history… Speaking of rich, MVP Von Miller just wants to get paid.  I hope Von realizes though that when he gets paid, he needs  to come back to work.

Yes, Von. It’s time to stop hanging with celebrities and get back to work…

Speaking of work, Derek Wolfe may have a few choice words for Von. It’s simple, get back to work or

Yeah, you don’t want to cross the Wolfe man… One guy that did get paid by the Broncos recently is Brandon Marshall (THE LINEBACKER).

It was well deserved, Brandon. Spend it wisely!

That’s all I got for today. Thanks for reading, Broncos Country!