Rhymes with Orange and Blue: Top 10 places Tebow should go
By Shawn Blondo
Jan 8 2012; Denver, CO, USA; Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow (15) reacts after the win in overtime against the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 2011 AFC wild card playoff game at Sports Authority Field. The Broncos defeated the Steelers 23-29 in overtime. Mandatory Credit: Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports
While writing about our new Bronco D,
A great Facebook question did appear.
Bob in Thornton decided to ask me,
Where should Tim Tebow land this new year?
I know he’s not a Bronco anymore,
So I kind of questioned the relevance.
But that Thomas pass is now Bronco lore,
Plus the local coverage is evidence.
We’ll start with ten and get to one.
Will the Jaguars crack the list?
Back as a Bronco tight end sounds fun.
Perhaps a televangelist?
A baseball player is #10 to begin.
There are lots of awkward pitchers of note.
Tebow’s odd habits would fit right in.
At least that’s what Tim Kurkjian wrote.
At #9 is the AFL.
I know that sounds kind of funny.
I’m sure that he would do quite well,
But he won’t because of the money.
At #8 we have the CFL.
They pay well from what I’ve read.
His throwing arm is why he’d fail,
Of course that’s what Warren Moon said.
The Jaguars come in at #7.
Only Blain Gabbert is in the way.
In his home town there’d be Tebow heaven
Unfortunately, they said no way!
At #6 is a college ball analyst.
At ESPN he would fit right in.
A more appealing sports show wouldn’t exist,
But he’d rather wait for this to begin.
Miami’s on the list at #5,
With blocking skills and good hands.
A position change to keep his dream alive,
It sure would help to fill their stands.
At #4 comes our Denver Broncos.
He’d be our TE, RB guy.
There are lots of fans, as far as that goes.
It might just be worth a try!
A televangelist is #3.
He can be the brand new Joel Osteen.
He’d do stadium sermons on the TV.
He’d be the best the world’s ever seen!
Tebow’s certainly a gifted athlete,
And we all like to see him compete.
I don’t feel that his career is complete,
So these are the top teams that he should meet.
The Patriots are our #2.
McDaniels can show us what he can do.
Josh and Tim’s relationship will now be anew.
Only one more to go and we are through!
Our very top spot was almost #3,
Merely because it could rhyme easily.
RG3, Shanny and backup QB,
Not to mention they’re in Washington D.C.
The Redskins would be the best fit of all.
Keep in mind Griffin is a little bit small.
They’d have a backup runner if he were to fall.
Plus Mastermind and son with the offensive play call!
Until next Tuesday Bronco Country,
When we’ll share another fun rhyme.
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