Denver Broncos’ Limerick Contest


As St. Patrick’s Day approaches, let’s face it, everyone is Irish for at least one day a year. Even those of us who normally sport Bronco orange make the conversion to green on this day.

Irish limericks are by far the most popular kind of limericks. They are short poems that can be funny, rude, or even raunchy. Here’s a popular example of an Irish limerick:

There was an Old Person whose habits,
Induced him to feed upon rabbits;
When he’d eaten eighteen,
He turned perfectly green,
Upon which he relinquished those habits.

We are here to encourage you to submit a Broncos limerick for your chance to win a team t-shirt. Please submit your limerick in the comments section and you will automatically be entered into a drawing to win the shirt. Here’s what I came up with.

There was an Old quarterback with a neck beard,

His throws made Tim Tebow reappear;

He left for Kansas City, waiting to headline,

Hoping his playing days are like a fine wine,

Which appears similar to his good ole’ neck beard.

Predominantly Orange has teamed up with Guinness to help them set the Guinness World Record for “The Largest St. Patrick’s Day Celebration” ever. With that said, I invite you to take the pledge that you are going to celebrate this St. Patrick’s Day in true Irish fashion – with Guiness.

All you have to go is go here to make your pledge. Click “Join the Party” and you will be taken to sign the pledge. It will ask you for your first name, country, zip, and optional code. Please enter ORAN into the optional code field so that Guinness knows PO referred you.

Once you make the pledge, you can register for your chance to win a trip to Dublin for the St. Patrick’s Day after party.

As you celebrate St. Paddy’s Day with Guinness, please be sure to drink responsibly. Find a designated driver, use public transportation, and drink within your limits.

Now get to those limericks!

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  • MattyP5280

    There once was a QB with the Colts
    Whose owner was kind of a dolt
    He didn’t want to pay, and sent him on his way
    Now Denver will be his new home
     
     

  • Dr_Stelle

    As I watched football on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be
    I saw a QB pray to God on national TV
    Well, I called me wife and said to her: “Will you kindly tell to me..
    Who prays like that, for seconds flat for a kickers ball to flee?”
     
     

  • willismack

    There once was a QB from Denver,
    As GM to Tebow surrendered,
    But when Peyton left Indy,
    The Broncos went swiftly,
    In hopes of a SB contender.