Broncos In Six Words

Literary legend has it that when asked to write a story in six words or less, Ernest Hemingway produced the following bite-size bio:

“For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”

Albert Camus, the French existentialist, did it in one word less when he left his suicide note:

“No more words. Only silence.”

Whether Hemingway’s legend is true or not, ever since it entered the rumor mill’s circulation, the six-word memoir has been a favorite exercise of writers, word-lovers and storytellers of all types. A publication known as Smith Magazine set out to collect as many varied six-word memoirs from knowns and unknowns alike, and finally published them in a book: Not Quite What I was Planning.

Here are a few of my favorites from the book:

“After Harvard, had baby with crackhead.”

“She said she was negative. Damn.”

“I still make coffee for two.”

“Sperm too potent. Now have triplets.”

“Asked to quiet down. Spoke louder.”

I suppose if I were to write one for the Broncos this season, it’d go like this:


I invite you, my faithful readers, to leave comments and tell your own Broncos’ six word story from this season.

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  • Kim

    (Kim’s friend from her computer)
     some more 6 word or less phrases from yesterday.

    -Great first half, blew the second.

    -Boo for losing on my birthday.

    -Great seats make up for freezing!

    -Better luck next season!

  • Mike

    Six rb’s on IR no chance

    prater misses,  short kicks,  specials suck

    third and long run a draw

  • Kyle

    I’m pumped for San Diego finale.

  • http://Musketfire Matt

    We don’t want it, DO YOU!

    Come on Denver if you blow this, no one will ever forget it.  And SD will love you forever.

    Matt – Musketfire