Advice To Shanahan To Improve His Golf Game

Who is a better golfer? Charles Barkley or Jay Cutler? Who cares. Both took last and second to last place, respectively, in the American Century Championship in Lake Tahoe. While Culter has only played consistantly for about a year, Barkley has many years of experience under his extra large belt. John Elway played quite well tying Lawrence Taylor for 10th place. Mike Shanahan took the 58th spot sandwiched between Ray Romano and Jason Kidd.  

That’s okay coach. We don’t blame you for not playing well in the tourney. After all, you’ve had a lot to deal with this summer. Besides preparing for the season, Travis Henry was giving you headaches at the beginning of June prior to the Broncos releasing him. His recent drug test proves that his heart was not really with the team. In addition to that, you have had to convince yourself and everyone else that Brandon Marshall will turn his act around. You are also a little distracted because first round draft pick, Ryan Clady, isn’t signed yet.

No worries, Coach. Maybe, you need a little vacation like the Broncos cheerleadering squad is taking in Rivieria Maya, Mexico. They’re not only lounging on the beach. They’re shooting for their 2009 calendar. Just come back to us in two weeks. I think we need you for training camp.