You would think that Detroit Lions QB, Jon Kitna, dressed up as Osama Bin Laden or the Pope carrying around a bottle of rum for Halloween. According to many Detroit media outlets, he took his costume too far by dressing up as Lions assistant coach, Joe Cullen. Cullen drove drunk and naked through a Wendy’s drive-thru last year. Kitna’s wife dressed as a Wendy’s employee.
I think that the costume idea was brilliant on Kitna’s part. I agree with Debbie Schlussel’s view that if Cullen doesn’t want to be made fun of, he shouldn’t drive drunk and naked through a drive-thru at midnight. Other possible costume idea’s for next year for Kitna and his wife:
- A priest and a pregnant nun
- A blind referee and a cheerleader
- Ricky Williams and a joint
- Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson
- Matt Leinart and Paris Hilton